It does not matter where you shoot, it does not matter how hard you shoot.
It is the frequency at which you shoot that matters!
Honour does not matter in foosball. Only victory.
— Defending his dishonourable midfields at Joe's, one week after his 2008 victory.
18 June 2008
The first recorded observation of Bruno's nightmare. Bruno and Joe H. were playing Ward and ???. The score was 1 to 7, so they felt confident in their anti-crawl. Then Bruno scored a Bruno (self-gamelle), followed in moments by a gamelle from Ward, who then proceeded to disdainfully nudge the ball back into the goal. Final score: -1 to 10, and a terrible crawl.