Simone "Mr Gancio"

"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which."
—Douglas Adams

Trivia

Simone is a bad person.

Simone worships Margaret Thatcher. Day by day he looks more like his idol (see below), and has almost succeeded in matching her hair volume.

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This picture testifies that indeed Simone is a bad person.

…And this to his love of capitalism.

Also he thinks that the warmth of his head is worth more than the life of a cute animal.