Parasite

The parasite occurs when a naive defending player allows the ball to pass from his goalie or defenders directly to the opposition, who immediately scores. Often accompanied by shouts of ''naiiiiiiiive!!!!".

Hans has been heard explaining to inquisitive onlookers that the parasite is what happens when someone makes the naive shot. He then explains the naive shot as the shot which leads to a parasite.

Variations

Variations on the parasite include the anal parasite, the humiliating parasite, and the rejector.