An anus (aka back-door) occurs when the ball sneaks into the goal by squeezing between the goalkeeper and the post.


Variations of the anus include the triangulated anus, the anal parasite, the junk anus, the rectified anus, and the humiliating anus (sometimes called the slow anus). Occasionally, one can block the ball and scoop it out before it completely enters the anus, resulting in an anal retriever. A failed anal retriever can lead to anal leakage.

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